Much to the amusement of my girlfriend, I lack willpower when it comes to the second.
When he was at school Roald Dahl received terrible reports for his writing - with one teacher actually writing in his report, 'I have never met a boy who so persistently writes the exact opposite of what he means.
My Grade: D Eye Candy: Marie Chambers, Chana Jael Chiesa, Marta Kober, Sherrie Rose, Cec Verrell, Kimberly Ryusaki, Neith Hunter, Rachel Ryan and Barbara Alyn Woods each show various amounts of skin.