With a 20 year lease on an tropical island, horny John heads out with Fiona on a yacht skippered by horny Larry, to inspect the island for resort development.
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The boat isn't even moving.
The zombies, as great as they are, are pretty much wasted because outside a couple scenes early on, the majority of their screen time happens at the very end of the movie.
It is revealed that in 1310, a group of Templar Knights embarked on a gruesome massacre and were executed on this ground, and now, they rise again from their graves to finish the evil rampage they began centuries ago.
A police source told MailOnline: 'The people involved are both British and at the moment we are working on two theories an erotic game that went wrong'.